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All the survivors of crazed serial killer attacks gather together to bake brownies. Anne Frank and Cain the First Murderer go to New York City art exhibits as a couple. Gregor Samsa is transformed into a Muppet. Charles Bukowski replaces Odin in a classic Norse myth. Adam and Eve run a seedy tattoo parlor. Doctor Moreau opens his very own bistro.
These are some of the incidents in the stories before you. This brief collection of brief stories is...
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You have been bitten by a zombie. What do you do? Well, don't hide it from the members of your post-apocalyptic community of survivors. They would not be happy if you turned into a zombie without telling them. That's just rude. You should read this book. It will tell you how to be your best post-bite person. It will also tell you what rules you need to follow while having a great old time, before we kill you. We have to kill you before you turn...
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Can you join the National Novel Writing Challenge and cheat your way to success? Well, what do you think? Read the title. You totally can cheat your way to finishing a book in a month. Every November, thousands of people attempt to write a novel in one month. It's a big thing. Lots of people struggle to write a 50,000 word book in that short time. Such dedication. You know what we call such focused people? Suckers! Buy this book and learn the ways...
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What is the best job for a parrot and a stork? Could they be good detectives? How about as anesthesiologist? They might do well as guards at an art museum? If that doesn't work, they might try to work in a hotel. Or maybe they can help the war effort by being bombardiers. What can these two dumb birds do to make a living? Maybe all five of these jobs. This issue contains five stories about Birdbrain and Bonehead as they make a mess of each of...
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This is a list of what to do when the government tells you to stay at home and try not to get sick. It is just one list. There can be others. There should be others. But you get this book, you get this list. The Hangover Hour Report is a new journal where each issue allows an author to write whatever they want. The one rule is that it must be completed in 72 hours.
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Being a successful bad writer is not as easy as it looks. You need to know the tools of the bad writing trade. One of the best and most effective tools you can use is the cliché. Science fiction writing is so filled with clichés it is hard to find and use just the right one. We here at the Institute of Bad Writing have taken much of the leg work out and compiled some of the best science fiction clichés for you to use in your bad writing. This book...
7) But Beware!
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Every great adventure begins with a wizened old man with a yellowing beard who tells you what your quest is. He will tell you where to go. He will tell you what magic you will need, even if you don't believe in magic. You just believe in steel and blood. You are that kind of adventurer. But before you leave the tavern, the old man with that crazy long beard will tell you to beware. He will tell you what you should be on the lookout for. He always...
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