Alexandra Petri's US history: important American documents (I made up)
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From the Book - First edition.
Introduction
Dear King Charles, I have no doubts about this golden city and I will write you as soon as I am back from it bearing tons of gold
Columbian exchange returns
Would you describe yourselves as normal Europeans? A survey for new arrivals
Naming places on this continent: a template
Top toys for Puritan parents
Cotton Mather: spirit hunter
A spider objects to Jonathan Edwards
Listen my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere and also Samuel Prescott who was there too even if his name doesn't rhyme as well
The hour men
50 statues of grey: liberty or death
John and Abigail Adams try sexting
An oral history of the Constitutional Convention
The original plan for the Federalist Papers
50 statues of grey: Bill of rights
The composing of "To anacreon in heaven", c. 1778
Seneca Falls for you
50 statues of grey: Henry Clay
Excerpt from Modern Etiquette (1793 edition)
A speech in favor of constructing the Eerie Canal that got pretty far along before the speaker realized Erie starts with only one E
Where's Walden?
Emily Dickinson content!!!
Edgar Allen Poe's handyman
Herman Melville pitches his editor
The Scarlet Letter, abridged
50 statues of grey: Northwest Passage
Moby Dick: an oral history
Songs Not of Myself, by Walt Whitman
How to pose for your Civil War photograph
The Gettysburg Address, by Aaron Sorkin
But other than that how was the play? Audience feedback for "Our American Cousin"
Big women
Excerpt from Modern Etiquette (cursed 1871 edition)
Mark Twain's undeath
Branding session for the corrupt bargain of 1877
Nikola Tesla's friends intervene (a PowerPoint)
Other Edison ideas
Nellie Bly reviews Blackwell's Island
50 statues of grey: Benjamin Harrison
The Yellow Wallpaper guy tries to get a refund
L. Frank Baum's dystopian YA novel
The group telegram following the "Cross of gold" speech
We're the rhinoceroses trying to keep Teddy Roosevelt's life together
Why the National Parks were set aside
The Jungle, basically
The Dollhouse of Mirth: limited edition American Girl Dolls by Edith Wharton
Other Carl Sandburg poems
A new American tall tale
The Waste Cat and other suppressed T.S. Eliot poems
Teapot Dome excuses
Ernest Hemingway's The Great Gatsby
50 statues of grey: stock market
Frank Lloyd Wright is here to design your home
The Classic American Songbook
An oral history of the Oklahoma! exclamation point
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and the thing that ate Herbert Hoover, by Franklin Delano Roosevelt
D-Day: a very special Sesame Street episode
The Lady in the Sexual Harassment Seminar, by Raymon Chandler
Julia Child's cookbook that made it much clearer she was a spy
Shirley Temple Jackson
Witch Play Written in the 1950s as a Metaphor, by Arthur Miller
What if they Censored Books, and it was Bad, by Ray Bradbury
1950s recipes
Other McCarthy lists
Two pages of Catcher in the Rye that were removed before publication but maybe shouldn't have been
Giovanni's Escape Room
50 statues of grey: gerrymandering
Allen Ginsberg's Howl (original dog draft)
The night they came up with all the currency
The Sun-Maid correspondence
Ayn Rand's The Little Engine that Could but Preferred Not To
Real Housewives of the Space Program, 1959
Re: the mockingbird
What your dream means!!!
Notes on Camp, by Susan Sontag, aged fifteen, Camp Winnebago
In Cold Blood if Truman Capote didn't think the murderer guy was kind of hot
Buckley and Vidal debate other things
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the draft where Hunter S. Thompson forgot to bring any drugs
Richard Nixon tapes but just the parts where he's yelling at checkers
1970s urban legends
Nancy Reagan's psychic's daily horoscopes once she realized they were being used to set policy
50 statues of grey: Laffer curves
Fairy Tales, by Tom Wolfe
The team at Build-a-Bear responds on the thirteenth anniversary of 9/11
Ragnarok in the hall of presidents.
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