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"These impossibly cheerful essays on the routine horrors of the present era explain everything from the resurgence of measles to the fiasco of the presidency. In Nothing Is Wrong and Here Is Why, acclaimed Washington Post satirist Alexandra Petri offers perfectly logical, reassuring reasons for everything that has happened in recent American politics and culture that will in no way unsettle your worldview. In essays both new and adapted from her viral...
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Andy Rooney is a classic chronicler of America and her foibles. Over more than six decades of intrepid reporting and elegant essays, Rooney has told it to us straight and without a hint of sugar coating, but with more than a grain of truth and humor.
Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit brings together the best of more than a half-century of work (including long-out-of-print pieces from Rooney's early years) in an unforgettable celebration...
Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit brings together the best of more than a half-century of work (including long-out-of-print pieces from Rooney's early years) in an unforgettable celebration...
26) Food jokes
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Don't tell an egg a joke unless you want it to crack up! Food Jokes is the perfect kid-friendly compilation of quips that will keep the entire family giggling at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index. Author/Illustrator biography Glossary of key words Index Infographics Informative...
27) Animal jokes
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Did you ever wonder what the difference is between a fish and a piano, or what you call a sleeping cow? Young readers will enjoy a clever and creative selection of riddles and jokes related to four-legged, feathered, and finned creatures. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index. Additional features include...
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Dave Barry isn't just funny. His wit cuts right to the core of life's absurdities. In "My Teenage Son's Greatest Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, Dave shares his hopes, fears, and insights about his own stint as a father. "Most people make babies out to be very complicated, but the truth is they have only three moods: Mood One: Just about to cry. Mood Two: Crying. Mood Three: Just finished...
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"What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A try-try-try-ceratops! Readers will love the jokes in this hilarious book, which often uses their favorite reptiles in the punchlines. The comprehensible jokes are easy-to-follow and support budding paleontologists as they learn to pronounce and even spell the sometimes tricky names of the most exciting dinosaurs. Dinosaur cartoons pepper the colorful pages and ensure that this volume will be a beloved...
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Sure, monsters can sound scary, but they can also deliver monster laughs when they're the subjects of punny jokes! This lively book with its charming illustrations features the funniest jokes out there about monsters, big and small. Delighted readers will be clamoring to share these jokes with you while they practice reading fluently aloud at the same time. Go on, just try not to laugh!
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For those who love animals and a good joke, this bright book is the perfect way to spread some laughter. While readers giggle their way through the accessible and silly text, they'll be practicing word recognition, reading comprehension, and other foundational reading skills. Visual cues for new vocabulary are found in the colorful, friendly cartoons that accompany these witty jokes. Readers will love sharing their favorite jokes about their favorite...
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You might not think the kitchen is a comical place, but there are plenty of "egg-cellent" puns and jokes to be told about food and cooking! In this engaging volume, several laugh-out-loud jokes are featured on each lively page, supported by colorful cartoon images that act as visual aids for new vocabulary. The at-level text is a perfect support for readers to practice their fluency and comprehension. This joke book may be the inspiration of a budding...
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America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem!, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time! More than...
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How can a nation composed of states that range from Utah ('The church of states') to Vermont ('The state of relevant old people') possibly hang together? In Colin Quinn's new audiobook, the popular comedian, social commentator, and star of the shows Red State Blue State and Unconstitutional tackles the condition of the union today.
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"Martha Bolton's take on being middle aged will leave readers laughing out loud and will help you face the day with a smile. This veteran comedy writer adds occasional touching and poignant stories that remind readers what life is all about"--Provided by publisher.
40) Animal jokes
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What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing Animal Jokes with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.
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